those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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