Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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