I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
