Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just want nice things and good sex
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I need a beard to bite.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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