I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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