Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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