Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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