he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Come share oat with me in your robe
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
His nipple licking is glorious
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