Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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