I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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