...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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