no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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