Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Green mimosas i think yes
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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