The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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