I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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