So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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