She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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