The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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