I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Its about making memories worth repressing
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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