Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
