I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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