Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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