I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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