just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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