the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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