Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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