And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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