return my video game
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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