Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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