Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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