ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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