Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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