Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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