Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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