I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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