it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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