I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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