Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
