I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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