Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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