My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Don't EVER smell your tampon
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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