do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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