they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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