bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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