You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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