i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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