Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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