apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You ate ashes out of my bong
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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