She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Pants are for mortals
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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