She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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