If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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